UKMotorTalk’s Mike Jones, recalls his Mini obsessed past…
Again, yet another love story, or folly, of a young petrol vein pumping male who just had to get this one out of his system…
As always, it’s not necessarily the end result that brings the joy, but the journey that took you there. My story reminisces that joy throughout my journey of fulfilment…
MJ Circa 1979-81: –
The Vision: –
The Mini was the perfect starting block in those days, 1000s of second hand versions available at dirt cheap prices. Also, a whole host of donor engines, and parts available from the BMC line-up at the time. These were the days when you could really interchange parts, the Austin 1300 GT being a key donor car with its 1275cc engine. Again, loads of cheap second-hand ones available for donor engine, transmission and many other parts.
In those days ALL the 12-volt systems components were interchangeable, and a good techie could have the vehicle’s complete loom and all electronic devices swapped out in a day, unlike the complexity of today’s Multiplexed systems, where there is very limited to zero interchangeability of 12-volt electronic components.
The plan of attack was to accumulate Minis, 1275 Mini Clubmans, and Austin 1300 GTs.
- It must not cost more than £30. Sounds stupid today but that equated to £300 in the 70s-80s.
- It must have at least 6 months tax and MOT.
- Drive the car for the 6 months of MOT and or TAX left on it until they expire.
- If it broke down and cost more than £5 to repair, claim back any remaining TAX, then strip down and sell the parts I did not need for donor parts for a minimum of £100 or more.
- This then funded the purchase of 3 more Minis.
- Do not spend any money on maintenance or repair of the car unless it will not start or stop and when these repairs are required always use donor spares.
- Do not spend money or time on engine oil or water/antifreeze unless the oil light comes on or it overheats.
Ok, now that my cunning plan has been revealed to the world I can inform you that I had to stop when the neighbours complained about engine oil leaking from my back-garden onto their garden! Doors, boots and bonnets started to grow through the conifers dividing the two properties. Every inch of space in my garage (which was not large), and the garden, became a bigger store of BMC Mini and Austin 1300 GT parts than BMC at Longbridge, Birmingham. I started to use my Dad’s drive, house and garage to store cars and parts as well.
I did drain the oil before stripping out having un-restricted access to fully equipped workshops, but it was after hours. Along with some friends and apprentice techies, I had 4 hours to completely strip the car, and I stripped on average two or three cars per quarter, therefore, there was always some oil left in the sump. The oil that leaked from the engine over into the neighbour’s garden came from an engine that had all the oil left inside, an apprentice clearly more interested in the pie and chips I had bought him for draining the oil from the engine!
The completed engine was sprayed in blue Hammerite temperature sensitive paint, above seen ready to be dropped into the sub-frame, with 45-amp alternator conversion and transistorised ignition, bartered for in the background somewhere.
I had lots of “Best Friends” in those days, especially with family and friends, many of them running Minis. Parts and repairs became very economical for them, but time consuming for me. In fact, the majority of my colleagues at work, and fellow Vehicle Techie students at college, were always scrounging Mini bits off me. However, I kept a tight record book keeping system, and they all contributed in various ways in the building of MY Mini, paying me in goodwill, painting the car, fabricating parts, loaning special tools and much more.
So, whilst it was a labour of love, as are most of these projects, the budget was tight. Techie wages were abysmal during these times, so I had to find more mercenary ways to fund the project!